You know what the fucking problem is?

I just was like thanking God because the Internet has been so kind to me, giving me webpages quickly and all that bullshit, and it started to get slow.

Shit happens

Anyway, Mai Pu Xi is a fictional character that studies in Riverside and goes through shit every because of her name. I mean just imagine

And this is all Azri talking, not me. And then Ezzuan and I started to get addicted to making jokes about her.

Mai Pu Xi wins Riverside Idol
Mai Pu Xi ........

Blah blah blah but it seemed so funny on the road to Causeway Point. You must see to experience it and we were laughing like mad drunk dudes all the way. And people's reactions were like "Gaga"

Lmao.

I watched 21 finally. Damn nice show but I still don't know how they beat the gambling system but like its damn awesome really really really really very awesome show. But I don't get some parts but its still damn cool. Superb. Everyone who doesn't watch it get no ice-cream from me. And I get good ice-cream. And these people will do the 24 km run till they puke. Yes 24.

Ok, what rubbish. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I like to say I would like to say that this should be the end but HOW CAN MY READERS BE SATISFIED???!?!?

I ate this most disgusting piece of shit. Just think of yam that is melted and a stone that is grinded into powder and pigs legs and intestines are thrown in and they put jelly on top. And mixed altogether Yeah, that's what it looks like, 'a fat ass' asscrack' and it did not taste too awesome. Actually come to think of it, I just took one mouthful and was like 'Ok that's it, yeah I give it 10/10 for Fear Factor'

I wish they had Fear Factor Singapore and I'll be the guy who annilihates all the people and invents the challenges. Mwhahahaha, it'll be damn fun man, like thinking of stupid shit thinks I wouldn't do and having like lab rats do it for me. I think I'll like ask them to drink Coke then stuff Mentos into their mouth while bathing in cockroach and lizard blood and shit.

I wonder how many will do it.


Oh yeah, I saw Andy limping on Saturday. He was probably like bitten by some microscopic ant no bigger than his !@#4 but then his overactive imagination saw this gigantic muscular lion that tore of his whole leg and then I laughed out loud in class and Baya told me to shut up.

Ok I think I'm done. Cya cats later