One rainy night, a very thunder-filled one, with lightning punctuated in the sky every 6.2 seconds, people were busy attending to Mrs Yeo Chia Guan in a hospital, who was fated to give birth to a warrior, a great warrior, a superb warrior as said by the Gods.


OK SUPER LAME! But happy birthday Yanyways! Happy birthday Andy!!!! Happy birthday to you!!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

I asked Andy how it felt to be 15 years 364 days. And the fucker said he was sad lol. Because like "Sumaya is one day older than me!!!!" Probably he wants to marry her but his mum is like 'No!' because of the age issue lmao.

I'm smiling like an ass.

I think that Karthik may have been a previous homosexual. And I'm not shitting you. But, I need more evidence. Mwhahahahahahahaa!!!!

Ok let us bloggings properlys nows.

Ehhhhhhh, you know it's all ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALWAYS the same bloody question during the fasting month.

'Eh YOU NOT FASTING?!?!!?!?!?!' I should hang up a sign on day on my head and like do it naked, so people will actually look at me and not look at me like some religious nutjob who broke fast. Lol.

I heard this guy got so irritated that the waiters didn't take his order after raising his hand for so long that he went out, took of his clothes and came back in, shouting "WILL YOU TAKE MY ORDER NOW THEN???"

He got arrested lmao.

I dont know what happened when I was studying today. A few minutes I was studying, the next few I found myself in the toilet and it was only after like a few more minutes later that I found out I was in the toilet. I was like 'Eh, why so dark ah'

Today's EL lesson was the most boring one in the whole of my 16 years. I don't get why must learn all the shit grammar shit faced tenses. I would elaborate but I'm too lazy:[