I dunno why, but this computer I'm currently using lags so badly. Ok actually I know why because its about 2 years old but after waiting for the blogger page to load I starting humming this tune and I can't remember the name of the song. I wish they some kind of tune search thingy on the Internet, I mean do people seriously remember what the song says or what it sounds like? I think its by Madonna or JLo but....bleh but I was humming the song because it had something to do with time going by so slowly.

But anyways, EXAMS ARE OVER (duhhhh)

but O's are not :/

Don't ask me to fuck myself.

But today, Lucas and I had a boys day out. I'm gonna buy my guitar after O's but I wanted to see like how much I needed to save before I could totally waste my money:] I remember after the O's my sister bought her Creative MP3 that got spoilt two times. But the shops were fucking awesome because there were so many guitars and (to our bitter shitty disappointment) a lot of guitar pros and maniacs. Then, Lucas got so demoralised that he just off-ed the amp and played in the silentness (ok not exactly) and I was like IMBA and just silently played some shit...........

BUT on the other hand, Lucas found a really awesome guitar he loved and he loved it so much the price, not so much..) but I think he thinks that the guitar shop thinks that they're gonna have a EOY sale about 50%. So all hope is not lost. But you should have seen his face when he saw the guitar.


It was love at first fret.









(holy music should play now)






I have a picture but my phone is dead. And I don't have that cable thingy.

So we were just hanging out in City Hall and walking and talking about each other's lives. And then I bought slippers. A very poor attempt at replicating the Haviannas or however the hell its spelt. It called Havarinas. Yes laugh all you bloody want. And then we bought tee's. And this it how it went.

Actual Conversation

(Lucas was buying his tee and they were giving at 2 tees for $30 so I decided to get one. Lets call the seller MOFO:] although he was being a MOFO right around the end only)

MOFO: You want shorts?
Me : No.
MOFO: Tees?
Me : (starts to get interested) What kind? You have any bands?
MOFO: Sure!!! Who you want? Beatles? A7X? Led Zep? Black Sabbath? MCR
Me : (hears MCR) MCR!!

It was The Black Parade tee. And my mother has this kind of 'thing' against me wearing tees with skulls marching and having batons.

Me : Ok nvm. Fall Out Boy?
MOFO: (gets irritated) OK la.
Me : I try the MCR for size.
MOFO: (gets angry) I thought you wanted the FOB
Me : SIZE!

MOFO shuts his crack.
He's still under the impression I want the MCR. I try on.

Me : I take the FOB.
MOFO starts to pack the MCR

Me : FOB!!!!
MOFO: OI I HAVEN'T THE TIME TO HANDLE ALL YOUR COMPLAINTS. I'M GETTING A HEADACHE. NOW WHO DO YOU WANT?
Me : F.O.B.

(dumb silence)

What took place in my head
Me: FUCK OFF. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT? I JUST WANT TO FREAKING TRY ON THE CLOTHES. YOU STUPID PIECE OF WORTHLESS CATS FAECES. GO ASPHYXIATE ON YOUR FATHER'S JUNK BEFORE YOU COME TO WORK WITH SUCH AN ARROGANT ATTITUDE. STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BANGLA. I HOPE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH AND ALL THE RATS STAND UP AND CHEER BECAUSE A STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUMWHORE HAS LEFT THE WORLD. Suck your mum's lips and do 69's on her.

Then this is the part where I leave the shop. Whether I'm dragging Lucas with me...that's another question.

Anyway, I felt pressurised to buy, which is baaaaaaaaaaad. I'm never going there again.

And speaking of 69's, WE SAW A SEX SHOP. But the windows were all covered with this posters of sluts, cartoon of course. But I think I saw something that seemed like a glow-in-the-dark green dildo. Then I laughed because, sooner or later, someone's gonna have the strange feeling of being an oversized firefly.

Then we saw (ladies hold your breath), and 18-karat-gold bar I think that was melted and made into a guitar. I mean we only saw the finished product and it looked awesomely, awesome. Its like having a mirror for a guitar. It costs $6000. Lucas was like, 'Why the hell did you even bother asking?'

So it was like that for a while. Topman sells tee shirts fit for rags.

Then I ate Fried Mars Balls.

Me: Can I have your balls?
Waiter: HEH?

Ok, I think that's all that happened. Damn fucking tired when I got home. Lucas was sleeping all over the place.

Ok, actually he was just sleeping on my knee.
Accidently duhhh....
I hope this satisfies!