My effing phone dropped and its not working.......

Anyway happy stuff now!!!!
I went out jamming with Azri and Ezzuan on Saturday. Damned fucking nice I mean like Azri is like super duper pro with guitar and all and Ezzuan looks funky singing. I like it when he's singing them high notes, he's like struggling to reach the notes but then he makes it. Lol we played See U in the Dark by Honor Society.

Drums are awesome:]














Ok now the fucking headphones dropped. Stupid effing shit.
But its working, and I wanted to say something. Oh yeah like Honor Society drummer plays for Jonas Brothers too and like he's two different people. Honor Society his drums are like Avenged Sevenfold fast forwarded seven fold but in Jonas Brothers he's like Oh Lovey-dovey and everything's sweet as honey and lalalalalalala and let'go skipping through the meadows shall we?

Gosh that's an awesome poem. Oh yeah before that there was Physics but I shall not bother in telling you what Mister Alllaaan Luuuuuuw was URGING TO TELL US. LIKE IF HE DIDN'T TEACH US, HE WOULD FART. And then after that but before jamming, I went to the library, awesomest place in the world and saw Bernice and Xin Ling studiously doing work. I was sitting in the chair and its like this polyester material and its really noisy especially if you move around a lot. Then I was moving around A LOT. And this girl beside me told me to 'fuck off'

I pointed the middle finger at her but like jokingly la. I'm not that bad of a person lmao.
Then she laughed.

SHIT THE FUCKING HEADPHONE DROPPED AGAIN~!
Funny logic for the day

The machine must be spoilt la, I mean it says 66kg and I AM NEVER MORE THAN 60.

Caroline Rajaiah
1961-present

I feel sad. But its a stupid reason. Because like I feel bad we are stealing all the food from the Muslims during their Ramadan fest. Like we just kepo our faces there and eat like pigs in front of them. I saw this Chinese dude gorging McDonalds in front of one of the stalls and they looked like they were going to hammer him. Like throw him into the cooking pot.

I wanna post pictures but its either pictures or a meme and I will most definitely love a memememe. Because its about me la!

......

And and. Zomg OH YEAH. But WHAT IS THIS, I HEAR OH NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS FOOTSTEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eff.

One rainy night, a very thunder-filled one, with lightning punctuated in the sky every 6.2 seconds, people were busy attending to Mrs Yeo Chia Guan in a hospital, who was fated to give birth to a warrior, a great warrior, a superb warrior as said by the Gods.


OK SUPER LAME! But happy birthday Yanyways! Happy birthday Andy!!!! Happy birthday to you!!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

I asked Andy how it felt to be 15 years 364 days. And the fucker said he was sad lol. Because like "Sumaya is one day older than me!!!!" Probably he wants to marry her but his mum is like 'No!' because of the age issue lmao.

I'm smiling like an ass.

I think that Karthik may have been a previous homosexual. And I'm not shitting you. But, I need more evidence. Mwhahahahahahahaa!!!!

Ok let us bloggings properlys nows.

Ehhhhhhh, you know it's all ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALWAYS the same bloody question during the fasting month.

'Eh YOU NOT FASTING?!?!!?!?!?!' I should hang up a sign on day on my head and like do it naked, so people will actually look at me and not look at me like some religious nutjob who broke fast. Lol.

I heard this guy got so irritated that the waiters didn't take his order after raising his hand for so long that he went out, took of his clothes and came back in, shouting "WILL YOU TAKE MY ORDER NOW THEN???"

He got arrested lmao.

I dont know what happened when I was studying today. A few minutes I was studying, the next few I found myself in the toilet and it was only after like a few more minutes later that I found out I was in the toilet. I was like 'Eh, why so dark ah'

Today's EL lesson was the most boring one in the whole of my 16 years. I don't get why must learn all the shit grammar shit faced tenses. I would elaborate but I'm too lazy:[

Ok don't be surprised at the song. I kinda like it. I mean I dunno whatthefuck the dude is saying but it sounds nice for a change. Hahaha I think I'm getting addicted to the song Lmao because I'm intrigued by it. Roger (5/1) told me it had something to do with family and sucha sucha thing. Lol, I really can't get enough of it. Lmao ITS BLOODY NICE SIA.

Ok. More importantly.....


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'dress off as he moved deftly down her body to her breast' (Bloody hell)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
A green wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Click.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2.30am.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2.40am.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air-Conditioner, my fingers typing on the keyboard and a weird ringing noise.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just now, taking a breather from schoolwork.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
P.S's blog.

9. What are you wearing?
Brown printed tee, watch, shorts and boxers.(naturally)

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember. I usually forget my dreams after like 10 seconds.

11. When did you last laugh?
During Humans, which would be......2.00pm

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, pictures, light switches and a dartboard.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I saw Azri.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
My only current source of entertainment now.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Spider-Man 2.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A grand white piano, an electric guitar and a lot of funny tees.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can wank in front of you and you won't even know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Nothing.

19. Do you like to dance?
Sometimes. Occasionally. Rarely. Lose yourself.

20. George Bush:
is boring.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I plan to remain single all my life :]

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
21.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Thanks. Thanks a lot.


Oh yeah, my father once told me that he once handled a case about changing a name of a woman. Her father was so bloody drunk that when she was born, her name as Malini Miss Malaysia.....

You know what the fucking problem is?

I just was like thanking God because the Internet has been so kind to me, giving me webpages quickly and all that bullshit, and it started to get slow.

Shit happens

Anyway, Mai Pu Xi is a fictional character that studies in Riverside and goes through shit every because of her name. I mean just imagine

And this is all Azri talking, not me. And then Ezzuan and I started to get addicted to making jokes about her.

Mai Pu Xi wins Riverside Idol
Mai Pu Xi ........

Blah blah blah but it seemed so funny on the road to Causeway Point. You must see to experience it and we were laughing like mad drunk dudes all the way. And people's reactions were like "Gaga"

Lmao.

I watched 21 finally. Damn nice show but I still don't know how they beat the gambling system but like its damn awesome really really really really very awesome show. But I don't get some parts but its still damn cool. Superb. Everyone who doesn't watch it get no ice-cream from me. And I get good ice-cream. And these people will do the 24 km run till they puke. Yes 24.

Ok, what rubbish. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I like to say I would like to say that this should be the end but HOW CAN MY READERS BE SATISFIED???!?!?

I ate this most disgusting piece of shit. Just think of yam that is melted and a stone that is grinded into powder and pigs legs and intestines are thrown in and they put jelly on top. And mixed altogether Yeah, that's what it looks like, 'a fat ass' asscrack' and it did not taste too awesome. Actually come to think of it, I just took one mouthful and was like 'Ok that's it, yeah I give it 10/10 for Fear Factor'

I wish they had Fear Factor Singapore and I'll be the guy who annilihates all the people and invents the challenges. Mwhahahaha, it'll be damn fun man, like thinking of stupid shit thinks I wouldn't do and having like lab rats do it for me. I think I'll like ask them to drink Coke then stuff Mentos into their mouth while bathing in cockroach and lizard blood and shit.

I wonder how many will do it.


Oh yeah, I saw Andy limping on Saturday. He was probably like bitten by some microscopic ant no bigger than his !@#4 but then his overactive imagination saw this gigantic muscular lion that tore of his whole leg and then I laughed out loud in class and Baya told me to shut up.

Ok I think I'm done. Cya cats later

HELLO GUYS!
Life has been a little hectic that's why I haven't been updating.
Come to think of it, I don't even feel like updating right now.
Ah fuck, I'm sorry this is a lousy blogpost....

Stay tuned for Mai Pu Xi(continued)

I THINK.
I
HAVE
A
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD-ASS
CASE
OF
DIARROHEA

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't get enough of her. I wish I can go to the MTV World Stage and watch her. But I think I will get so hypnotised by the singing I will just drop down and get stamped on and die or just die or just feel like I'm on Heroin or Ecstacy and have this stupid big-ass grin on my face.

Wow I got a huge headache.

I wanted this to be a long post, but I suddenly just lost the mood to do anything. And looking at pictures or Great Whites (courtesy of Ellis).
My god they are bloody, and Ellis finds them interesting.
I dared her to say they were still interesting, when they bite of her legs.

Ummm, let us see what we did. I did a Comprehension, or was that yesterday? Who the fuck knows? I wish that the O's were over and I can rot in home doing nothing or creating computer viruses to take over the world and Bill Gates' mind so that he can give me a 1000 dollars for every breath he takes. And YEAH! I figured out whatthefuck I want to do when I get out of school.

I want to do Accountancy. Hehehe, I'm still unsure but I think that's the most safest and securest job and it pays well, and I like Accounts and blah blah blah. I guess I'm going to Ngee Ann Poly. I wish like some Riversidians will follow me on this long a cruel journey only for the brave-hearted.

:] Well, I guess its almost going to be goodbye, sayonara to Riverside and everything else. Heh,

Wah, I give anything to be in Sec 2 again....getting my shoelaces untied, watching Mrs Yeo teach and playing piano when I feel like it and sitting at the back of the class smsing and doing shit....

I just saw the trailer for Final Destination 4. Or The Final Destination as some people put it.

IT IS FUCKING AWESOME EFFING AWESOME FUCKING EFFING AWESOME.
AND ITS GONNA BE IN FUCKING 3-D WHICH IS EVEN MORE AWESOMENESS!!!
I read on Wiki that the starting scene is some kind a race where suddenly the cars just crash onto the spectators. Which means in 3-D, you can only imagine. I need to watch it with a screamer, probably like Azri (nah I'm just kidding). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm just psyched :]

I watched Flyboys. Pretty cool if you ask me but I think it went on for too long; it was just flying and then the love scenes and then the pilots having fun and repeat and repeat repeat. But I guess it's much better than studying for the O's. And then I watched a bit of Rockstar. I think its still going on now, heh, Mark Wahlberg looks super weird and freaky with long hair. I like saying Wahlberg, its like a tongue-twister. But I think I had enough movies already so like I'm up here blogging, while waiting for Spongebob.com to load. Boring sial, there's nobody to talk to on MSN, well there are people, but its like Friendster; everyone adds friends to like WHOA I'VE GOT 631354 FRIENDS!!!

Innit?

I wanted to say something, I remember it had to do with a song.

But in the meantime, I WANT MORE TAGS, it's my only source of motivation (breaks down and cries)

TAG ME TAG ME!

Oh yeah I just remembered what I wanted to say that had something to do with a song.

PIXIE LOTT!
She's quite hot la. Cool eyes and hair and her voice sounds throaty except with all the throaty noises. Very 'interesting' name. Whattheheck la, she still is awesome, I like the eyes especially.

'dances to Mama Do'

Ok, what now?

I reread this and I find myself super childish.
Then I reread again but then I felt I was suddenly super serious and feel stupid on Blogger.

I'M HAPPY TO SAY, I'm still ok at playing Audi, I still got skills, you wanna bet. I'll whip your ass so baaad it'll go flying like a sack of peanuts.






















Something like that yeah.

Today was an eventful day because because because

Our pastor broke his chair. He's like this freaking madman jumping and running and shouting and jumping on the chairs. I guess the chair must have known it was only a matter of time before

"CWARPAHR!!!FBAWBFWFBQWFAGDFDBB"

And that sums up the funny things that happened to Daniel. On Earth. On Sunday.

Happy birthday Singapore! I would give you a cake buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, its complicated. And I mean very complicated. Have fun blasting yourself to bits at the Padang or Barrage, wherever the hell its gonna be held.

I found this new pool game. FINALLY PEOPLE HAVE RACKED THEIR BRAINS TO GIVE A VERY MUCH MORE REALISTIC INTERNET POOL GAME!
'points up'
Thank you.











IN SHORT: Lucas embracing his 'wife' with open arms, doing a lot of illegal sexual acts that could land him in jail for fucking an inanimate object.

He's a maniac

Sorry I haven't been blogging long.

And that also sounds like some dejavu shit coming over me now.

Ummm, I watched Billy Elliot again. And now I know why Jamie Bell got Best Actor. I think he deserves it. Lot of foul words I can say but it was bloody awesome........

I nearly teared

Lmao, OK FINE, BUT FOR A BLOODY GOOD REASON.

Talking with Ellis now. I'll see you cats later.

I dunno why, but this computer I'm currently using lags so badly. Ok actually I know why because its about 2 years old but after waiting for the blogger page to load I starting humming this tune and I can't remember the name of the song. I wish they some kind of tune search thingy on the Internet, I mean do people seriously remember what the song says or what it sounds like? I think its by Madonna or JLo but....bleh but I was humming the song because it had something to do with time going by so slowly.

But anyways, EXAMS ARE OVER (duhhhh)

but O's are not :/

Don't ask me to fuck myself.

But today, Lucas and I had a boys day out. I'm gonna buy my guitar after O's but I wanted to see like how much I needed to save before I could totally waste my money:] I remember after the O's my sister bought her Creative MP3 that got spoilt two times. But the shops were fucking awesome because there were so many guitars and (to our bitter shitty disappointment) a lot of guitar pros and maniacs. Then, Lucas got so demoralised that he just off-ed the amp and played in the silentness (ok not exactly) and I was like IMBA and just silently played some shit...........

BUT on the other hand, Lucas found a really awesome guitar he loved and he loved it so much the price, not so much..) but I think he thinks that the guitar shop thinks that they're gonna have a EOY sale about 50%. So all hope is not lost. But you should have seen his face when he saw the guitar.


It was love at first fret.









(holy music should play now)






I have a picture but my phone is dead. And I don't have that cable thingy.

So we were just hanging out in City Hall and walking and talking about each other's lives. And then I bought slippers. A very poor attempt at replicating the Haviannas or however the hell its spelt. It called Havarinas. Yes laugh all you bloody want. And then we bought tee's. And this it how it went.

Actual Conversation

(Lucas was buying his tee and they were giving at 2 tees for $30 so I decided to get one. Lets call the seller MOFO:] although he was being a MOFO right around the end only)

MOFO: You want shorts?
Me : No.
MOFO: Tees?
Me : (starts to get interested) What kind? You have any bands?
MOFO: Sure!!! Who you want? Beatles? A7X? Led Zep? Black Sabbath? MCR
Me : (hears MCR) MCR!!

It was The Black Parade tee. And my mother has this kind of 'thing' against me wearing tees with skulls marching and having batons.

Me : Ok nvm. Fall Out Boy?
MOFO: (gets irritated) OK la.
Me : I try the MCR for size.
MOFO: (gets angry) I thought you wanted the FOB
Me : SIZE!

MOFO shuts his crack.
He's still under the impression I want the MCR. I try on.

Me : I take the FOB.
MOFO starts to pack the MCR

Me : FOB!!!!
MOFO: OI I HAVEN'T THE TIME TO HANDLE ALL YOUR COMPLAINTS. I'M GETTING A HEADACHE. NOW WHO DO YOU WANT?
Me : F.O.B.

(dumb silence)

What took place in my head
Me: FUCK OFF. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT? I JUST WANT TO FREAKING TRY ON THE CLOTHES. YOU STUPID PIECE OF WORTHLESS CATS FAECES. GO ASPHYXIATE ON YOUR FATHER'S JUNK BEFORE YOU COME TO WORK WITH SUCH AN ARROGANT ATTITUDE. STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BANGLA. I HOPE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH AND ALL THE RATS STAND UP AND CHEER BECAUSE A STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUMWHORE HAS LEFT THE WORLD. Suck your mum's lips and do 69's on her.

Then this is the part where I leave the shop. Whether I'm dragging Lucas with me...that's another question.

Anyway, I felt pressurised to buy, which is baaaaaaaaaaad. I'm never going there again.

And speaking of 69's, WE SAW A SEX SHOP. But the windows were all covered with this posters of sluts, cartoon of course. But I think I saw something that seemed like a glow-in-the-dark green dildo. Then I laughed because, sooner or later, someone's gonna have the strange feeling of being an oversized firefly.

Then we saw (ladies hold your breath), and 18-karat-gold bar I think that was melted and made into a guitar. I mean we only saw the finished product and it looked awesomely, awesome. Its like having a mirror for a guitar. It costs $6000. Lucas was like, 'Why the hell did you even bother asking?'

So it was like that for a while. Topman sells tee shirts fit for rags.

Then I ate Fried Mars Balls.

Me: Can I have your balls?
Waiter: HEH?

Ok, I think that's all that happened. Damn fucking tired when I got home. Lucas was sleeping all over the place.

Ok, actually he was just sleeping on my knee.
Accidently duhhh....
I hope this satisfies!

Wassup yáll.

I watched Jumper yesterday and its so coool I'm gonna watch it again today. I've only 5 minutes to post this because this computer is gonna restart soon. Actually around 4 minutes now.

Amaths was cool, tideous but cool and Chemistry was a little hard because I can't do Organic Chemistry even if there's someone holding a gun to my back.

2 min 40 sec.

Wow, I took really long to type that. But anyways, I type better in the light. At least can see the letters and characters. I admire people who look at the screen and type.

1.40

IS THAT IT??

Ok, yeap.

Wow, I'm was so damned sleep just now that I sprayed shaving cream on my head....Bloody hell....

ITS JUST ONE MORE, ONE MORE FUCKING DAY THE END OF PRELIMS (forget about Thursday's paper) and then I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT. I seriously wish that I was doing my last day of O's today, heck I think I speak for all te graduating classes. Tomorrow its gonna be me and my Wii and my Wii and me me and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and meme and my Wii and my Wii and me!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno why, but I'm seeing double of everything character I type

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OK!!!


Firstly, my mother got addicted to Spongebob. Yes you read it right the first time. My mother got addicted to Spongebob. I was watching it and she sat down to watch and was like laughing more than me. Usually during Spongebob cartoons, I chuckle to myself or like 'Hahaha' My mother laughed like like LIKE VERYYYYYYYY VERYYYYYYY HARD. I don't how to say it, lets just say it was very very loud and like the way you would laugh if Mrs Sng died. Yeah.

Today at KFC was an eventful day. It was like Azri, Ezzuan and I and we were non-stop laughing especially about something related to the title of this post. But I feel we shouldn't say because it concerns a sensitive temperamental person who if angered, turns into some crazed asylum fucked up piece of shit. Anyway, Azri nearly spat out his coffee. It all started when I started imitating Spongebob antics and yeah. Somehow, it doesn't as funny as it was just now :/ I kinda like Lovedrunk by BLG even though I said no more BLG after hearing Thunder and The Great Escape SOOO many times.

What else? (refers to things I want to blog about today list) In case your wondering, that list exists. I know its stupid but some things work for me.

I saw Jumper playing on Star Movies but I don't have that channel so shit luck.

Ah, I'll go try to find it. Going to be nocturnal for 1 night.

I was supposed to post this post at around 12.30 am in the morning today, Monday morning but I think I felt asleeep and now, I'm shaking uncontrollably because of the cold and my eyes are heavy with sleep and I just yawned and I'm having trouble typing this post because the keyboard is hard and new and I have to use a pneumatic drill to press each word.....

OK! Ummm, today the church keyboardist sounded really really really like she playing Decode and I was humming the tune along and then my mother was like "SHUT UP!". Lmao and then I tried to do the guitar also, softly of course but because of this cold I have I can't do it properly. I feel like learning the guitar solo for 21 Guns because I'm bored and my hands are not shaking so much anymore. One day, actually today (Sunday) I was imagining JANGJANGJANG playing 21 guns in some concert and Joel and I shared the solo. And then the crowd went wild.

I don't understand WHY The Motherfucking Eff I Cannot Watch T.v When I've Finished Studying. My mother's a freak I think because if I finish something faster than her, I'm cheating or I'm a freak, its bloody hell living here. Anyway I watched Valkyrie on DVD and it was ok I guess. I just cannot understand how 1 hour 40 minutes went by so fast; the movie seemed so bloody short. I'd like to know who plays Hitler and congratulate him, wah when he is in the room, everyone is silent and like super-fucking scared and he speaks in this soft slow voice like Mr Foo Her Min. That dude who annilihated me because I didn't go for Robotics for one bloody day. WAIT, Foo Her Min reminds me of something!!! Which I'll tell you later. Actually I changed my mind, Valkyrie seemed pretty boring. The only part I liked was the explosion at the table and then he flew across the room and Tom Cruise slipping his eyeball into the socket. Disgusting I know....I should have watched Garfield.

About Mr Foo, I heard from Andy Wong he was involved in some kind of love triangle involving to teachers who have left the school. Two teachers, both described apathetically as loveless, single, desperated and charming men wanted a woman teacher for themselves some teacher called Miss A________. I only remember the first letter paiseh and the other male teacher; completely forgot his name. It's just that when Mr Wong narrated the story, the sound of Mr Foo's name 'recharged' me.

My mother made meatloaf today. I don't know but I remember something funny about meatloaf in this show where that girl, one of the girls in the band Aly And Aj (I can't remember who's who) is playing a character. I read this again and was making no sense.

It's 4am. I better get started on 21 Guns. Au Revoir